Some funny ones coming through the grapevine this week so I thought Id
let you guys in on a few...
: "My missus is on the corner too, she just doesnt know it yet" - Anonymous Kayak Guide
: :What? ..havin a movie night at city church?? what is this... Nelson Lord Riders??""- Karne Harmon
: Hey when I was coming in from snaps last night it was totally dark – and there was some freak rolling about in the gravel in the carpark, totally in the nude, still at least he didn’t have any mud in his crack.- Anonymous voyeur
: "Has anyone got the time?" - Cindy Mose...... reply "If you've got the place!" - anonymous